how is harry so soft and pretty.. like a flower petal blowing in the wind… like fresh warm laundry… like a pink sunset… like hugging a hundred kittens….
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Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.
She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.
It hit him in the face.
I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life.
twoamaranth